10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!