10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• It's Free To Fold...
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT