10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.