10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."