10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.