10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Fish don't eat Nutz!