10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm