10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.