10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris