10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek