10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright