10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)