10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear