10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.