10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."