10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.