10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs