10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• It's Free To Fold...
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.