10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak