10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak