10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?