10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."