10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is