10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- It's Free To Fold...
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"