10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi