10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• You have to piss with the dick you have