10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Welcome to kicker school
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike