10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth