10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."