10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.