10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.