10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier