10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]