10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs