10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim