10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---