10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword