10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.