10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim