10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.