10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth