10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.