10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.