10 Random Poker Quotes

To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Why not, when some because there are three.
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
"The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
"I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth