10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.