10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.