10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)