10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "No river, no fish."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger