10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Fold and live to fold again
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike