10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.